Not Me Monday!

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

Hey look at this I managed to make it back for Not Me Monday! Not that I ever had any doubt I would be able to get everything back on track and get this posted tonight. I mean not things were EVER off track around here. I never fall behind, never let the laundry pile up and I never ever ever ever call my husband in the middle of the day whining that I need him to come home and make the kids lunch so that I can go back to bed. I mean being a mom that cant stand to go a day without working out and who always always always makes and eats only healthy food (small woodland creature foods I believe my dear friend MckMama calls it) for myself and my family means I never get sick or stressed out. 

So with this in mind, I was not so lazy this week that I put off turning in assignments, refused to pick up my camera or even go two days (how would that be possible) with out looking at the computer only to come back to find 75 emails in my mail box. It does not make me feel kinda a good to see that I am missed somewhere (even if it is only in email world). I guess now would be a great time to mention the fact that my kids are not walking around looking like bums because I'm to lazy to take them to get their haircut. I most certainly did not leave my husband with two outta three kids with double pink eye and one with a nasty head cold to go have a yard sale on base. I did not spend most of Mother's Day weekend away from my family trying to sell some junk (because my perfectly maintained home has no junk) so that we can actually get this house on the market. I am so not saying that my house isn't on the market. Nope, I said it would be on the market by the beginning of May and of course it is (or is not). Oh by the way, at said garage sale I did not refuse to put any sunscreen on my arms or legs resulting in a serious sunburn that has left me scared to death that about being in pain...

Lastly for a bit of fun... I was not offered a part time job at a very posh children's store this week and I am not even wishing that we would be here just a bit longer so I could take it. I am not bummed about the fact that we have finally found an amazing church only to be leaving it in a couple of months. No I HAVE NOT AT ANYTIME had second thoughts about leaving up here, because I have friends, a church, my kids school, a hairdresser, possibly a job, a nice house and the thought of what life would be like up here were we not attached to the Navy. Nope I'm so not scared of moving at all and I never ever even consider staying in WA. NOPE NEVER NO WAY NO HOW!!!

Happy Not me Monday Y'all!