Not me Monday, the Tuesday edition!

Okay, so I did not get so behind this weekend that I didn't find time to write my Not Me Monday!!! That would just be so lame of me! I am not so addicted to writing this really awesome post that I am so going to do it anyways and post it on Tuesday. I in no way wondered if anyone would notice that I hadn't posted it yesterday. How vain would that be??? Okay, so here it goes and don't forget to head over to MckMama's blog mycharmingkids.net to read all the rest of the worlds (seriously people I'm pretty sure the whole world reads her blog!!!) Not Me Monday post! 

So the most impressive moment this past week was when I didn't even consider pulling a pair of (not that dirty) undies out of the clothes hamper for my son George when he ran out. That would never happen for two reasons A) my kids clothes never get so behind in the laundry cycle that I run out of stuff B) I would never ever think about putting (not that dirty) clothes on them. Who would do that??? Not ME!!! I am not thinking, as we speak, if the kids would mind pb&j for dinner tonight. No, I don't make that kinda junk for my kids. Oh but I did sneak some wheat germ in George's oatmeal the other day... hehehe I love it when I get away with stuff like that. My five year old did not use a permanent marker to "be creative" in her bedroom this weekend, meaning that I did not have to spend part of my Sunday scrubbing black sharpie out of my 10,000 dollar carpet! I so did not just tell the world how much I over paid for our carpet. I did not answer a question asked by my oldest this week without even realizing what the question was. Seriously people, an answer did not just jump from my lips before the question had made it to my brain. I am not that checked out around my kids sometimes! I am always present and attentive to what they are saying each moment of the day, I do not want to miss a single moment in their precious little lives...

Even as I am typing this I am not sitting on the couch in the family room with my headphones on so I cant hear three little voices trying to stay awake in their rooms. Its not like I cant get anything done if I don't have the headphones on... I am not so ADD that I just wander from room to room until I look up and its 3:30pm and time for my wild ones to get up whether I like it or not.

Last but not least I am not ending this post because I forgot to write down all the funny things that happened over the past week. I am not that much of a space cadet and I do not forget things ten minutes after they happen! 

Wait what was I writing about...