Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week. 

 I have this getting out the door for school thing down to a science! So this morning I did not leave snack for Carolina's class sitting on the kitchen counter. Only to remember two seconds before she asked me if she could carry the bag in. I then did not stand in the Silverdale Lutheran Preschool parking lot and say "Oh Crap!" right in front of my children. Nope not me, I never ever ever talk like that in front of them! I didnt then get to walk into the school listening to my super cute 5yr old telling every one that would listen that her Mom had forgotten snack, again. Of course I then promptly drove home and picked up the said snack and did not at any point think about stopping at starbucks and wonder about taking something from there back to the school so I didnt have to drive all the way home. Nope not me. Only health organic snacks for my kids and their closest 9 friends! This kinda stuff NEVER happens to me...